triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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Ma niggah

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stacksbreadup:


This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
nebulawebula:

my tissue box


Fuck I’d use my $100 bills to wipe my ass if I had money like that
You can explore me with that on
He makes me thirsty
Keep in mind you’re not alone
Yes please 👅